4therunofit

*Mimi is my grandmother who lives next door to me.*

Mimi: Why do you go to that gym everyday?

Me: To stay in shape.

Mimi: Well, I like your shape just the way it is.

Me: Thank you, but I need to keep training and staying limber. 

Mimi: That’s good too. When you get my age everything starts to pop and fall apart. 

(At this exact moment she flexes her knee and it cracks loudly.)

Me: See, this is why I work out.